"Pretty sweet" is still not sweet enough for those sort of expecting Kool-Aid. Those who really don't know what they want usually wind up ordering fruit juice confections that are mostly sugar. (The sole actually-good original drink in our Corporate Menu O'Ignorance is a "spiced peach punch" which is Cap't Morgan, peach schnapps, orange juice, sour mix and a splash of Sprite. It's sort of like drinking a liquid hangover forecast. It's really good. I drink it when I'm not in the mood for Scotch, and want to get unsuspectingly hammered, and sort of don't have any plans for the next day or two.)

People who cannot order liquor are annoying enough, but I prefer them just ordering something off the menu instead of standing there going "ummmm" for twenty minutes. I work in the bar at the airport, and a lot of people drink there who don't usually go to bars.