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If you read my Twitter, you've seen me weigh in on "e-book piracy" once or twice. (Or a lot.) I lean toward the idea that the word "piracy" is a stupid word to describe semi-legal downloading (it depends on which country you are in), and I am not entirely against it, anyway.

People who can afford to pay for a book and download it from Demonoid instead are jerks; I feel the same about music and TV shows. Some people can't afford it, though. Some people live in countries to which Amazon doesn't deliver, or even a used book costs more than a week of lunches, or it is illegal to possess the material in a certain book… Other people have written better summations and criticisms of this go-around than I can right now.

([personal profile] torachan did a great linkspam a while back, and I'm sure there have been more posts since then.)

On my Twitter, I encouraged people to download copies of Salt and Silver from torrent sites. Frankly, Kat and I were both thrilled that it showed up on torrent sites -- it was popular enough that people wanted it! How neat! And despite promises from our publisher that it would be available in various e-book formats, it ended up only available in Kindle format from Amazon. That, in my opinion, is shitty. I don't have a Kindle, so I can't even get a copy of my own e-book! I downloaded it as an HTML file from a torrent site so I could have a copy. (And this HTML file has a bunch of errors in it from the OCR that really irk me, by the way!) Plus for a while it was $9.99 as a Kindle book, which is just plain ridiculous when you can buy the paperback for $6.99 new.

I also think there needs to be a way for people to be able to transfer their books into multiple formats, although this is less like CDs to MP3s (as I've seen people say), and more like vinyl to MP3. Still, there's cheapish USB hardware you can plug in to make your vinyl into MP3 (or FLAC!), and there's no equivalent for books you've already bought four copies of in paperback that you want on your e-reader.

Sure, I would love to make enough money from writing that I could, like, pay my car insurance for a year or something. But I don't, and I am mostly okay with that, because if I had to choose between people reading what I write and people not reading what I write because they can't afford it or the material isn't available in their country, I'd choose the former.

I actually have a lot more to say about e-books, and a lot of theories on how to help fix the industry that would actually work if publishers implemented them, but that's not what this post is about. This post is about something I see people saying often about books that I want to debunk, because I haven't seen anyone else doing it.

More than I would like to, I have seen comments or heard people say (or have had them say to my face!) that they don't want to pay for books "because that author has enough money."

Anyone who thinks that needs to educate themselves. First of all, it is not up to us to be the arbiter of how much is enough for someone. We don't know the details of anyone's lives. Authors don't get health insurance (unless they live in a country with socialized medicine) or 401(k) plans or pensions. A full-time author only has the money they make by writing -- minus whatever their government takes in taxes. Some authors have terrible health problems; some are taking care of sick and/or elderly parents; some have sick kids or a sick partner/spouse. Some authors aren't full-time authors -- but not all jobs are cushy investment banker jobs where you make millions of dollars and never get arrested for breaking the law. A lot of authors are teachers or librarians; have you ever met a librarian who got rich from cataloging and speaking at ALA? Probably not, right?

Many authors do not get paid nearly as much as you think they do, especially in this economic climate. Authors who once could support themselves writing two books per year now cannot -- they don't get paid the same advances, they don't sell as many books, so they don't get the royalties, and the publishers may not even want to publish two books per year by them anymore, so their earnings are immediately cut in half. (And good luck finding another publisher to publish that second book, especially if it's the same genre.)

Authors, whether they are print and e-book or e-book only, don't get that much money -- 50% of $6 or whatever is $3, and a lot of e-book-only publishers aren't charging $6 per book. (Not to mention that not every e-book author is the wildly successful dark horse; some just sell a few hundred per title.)

Some authors get 10% on their paperbacks -- but even if the paperback is 9.99, that's only just under a dollar per book. They have to sell 10,100 copies before they even make back a $10,000 advance. Sure, that's easy for Nora Roberts, but it's less easy for, say, Anna Katherine.

Additionally, for a mid-list or new author, if one tiny thing goes wrong, that can send their entire career into the toilet -- their editor leaves, someone goes on vacation so the publisher misses the deadline for sending ARCs to the trades for review, they get shuffled to a different imprint, the cover has to be done twice because sales hates the first one, their book comes out the same week as a much-anticipated release from a bestseller… Anything. Any of those things alone can be disastrous; two or three can make it impossible for the author to sell another book without switching pseuds and/or genres and starting over, unless the sales are tremendously strong anyway.

Here's the other thing to remember when you say stuff like that: The money a publisher makes on, say, a Nora Roberts book… That's not entirely profit in the pockets of the cats who run the world. That goes to fund the marketing and promotion efforts for lesser-known authors. Even just a small percentage of the profit a publisher makes on a Nora Roberts book can fund a couple or three mid-list or brand new authors -- it's advances, advertisements in magazines, promo trips, 4-color ARCs, pens with the author's name on them… You're not just supporting Nora Roberts or Stephen King or whoever when you buy their books -- you're supporting all the authors that company publishes.

(Not to mention the salaries of editorial, production, marketing, sales, art, and all the freelance editors and designers who are hired to do the cover or proofread the first pass or write the cover copy.)

I'm not saying that you should never buy a used book or that you should never go to a library or that you should never download a title from Demonoid (or wherever). But if you can afford to buy a copy new, whether it's e-book or paper, I'd like you to give a little more consideration to doing that, especially if your reasoning for not doing it is because you think the author has "enough money."
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So... when Kat and I wrote Salt and Silver, we used a lot of NY slang, because our narrator is from Long Island and lives in Brooklyn. Our copyeditor (as Kat and I have talked about before), did not "get" a lot of the slang, and queried some of it -- including a statement our narrator makes several times:

"I cannot even."

Now, this is something that I say, my (NY) friends say it, and, you know, Valley girls in California say it! We stetted the copyeditor's change and the instances are still in the book (as I am sure you all know, being devotees and owning multiple copies, right?).

Today, at the mall on Staten Island, my sister and I lugged our giant shopping bags into the nail salon and plopped ourselves down for pedicures. (Here's mine, a delightfully shiny black from OPI.) Sitting next to me, getting a neon orange pedicure, was a high school-aged girl, clearly cutting class to hang out at the mall with her best friend. (No judging here; I used to cut out of school and go to the mall, too. And hang out at the bookstore. Oh yeah.)

Her best friend was just lounging around, not having anything done, drinking a delicious-looking coffee/ice cream concoction. And talking. I do not think she stopped to take a breath for the entire hour they were in the salon. She actually was reading an IM conversation out loud, off her phone -- she'd been chatting last night with her ex-boyfriend. It sounded like this:

My ex just won't leave me alone! Can you even believe it? And I was all, dude, I am going to Italy soon, you can't be weighing me down, and he was all, oh my god, but I still want to be friends, and I was all, oh my god, I can't be your friend, and he was all, oh my god, and he was, like, totally whining like you wouldn't believe, and he can't, like, ever, like, figure out when a conversation is, like, totally over -- do you, like, know what i mean?

Because, like, oh my god? I cannot, like, even.


IT WAS HILARIOUS. Well, it was hilarious for the first half an hour or so, and then I wanted to smother her with a hot towel.

Still, the whole time I thought about Salt and Silver's copyeditor and how zie queried every instance of "I cannot even" as not being a complete sentence.
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Cringe cringe cringe! If you haven't already seen it, a review site posted a mostly-negative review of a book, and the author flipped out in the comments section. I could only scroll through about half the comments before I had to close out of the window. I find people humiliating themselves a difficult thing to watch/read/hear about.

When I talk about professionalism being the secret handshake of publishing, this is... well, this is an extreme example of the kind of thing to which I'm referring. Very extreme. But, as you can see, it's something that happens!

Any professional writer or editor will tell you that you have to learn to roll with it when you get negative reviews -- whether that review is on your published book, or if it's a critique of your draft from your writing partner, agent, editor... No book is perfect. There's always more work to do.

It sucks when people say negative things about your writing, but if you can't roll with it -- and if you can't identify what in those negative reviews is a helpful critique you can incorporate into your writing for next time -- then you're going to have a really hard time finding a place in the publishing community.
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Ahh, antibiotics! I'm about 80% better now, which is lovely. So I thought I would come write a blog entry about punctuation!


The biggest punctuation problems I see in the manuscripts I edit for my clients are misplaced punctuation marks. Particularly the misplaced question mark and the misplaced comma. Here is a quick and dirty refresher.

A question mark goes at the end of a question, whether that question is in dialogue or narrative. Examples using some of my favorite characters from Flashpoint...

"Do you have the solution?" asked Greg.

If Ed had the solution, would Greg give the order to take the shot?


A question mark should not be used if a question is not being asked. For example:

Greg wondered if Ed had the solution already.


That's not a question, because Greg is not asking anything -- it's a statement about what Greg is thinking.

Incorrect examples:

"Do you have the solution" asked Greg?

Greg wondered if Ed had the solution already?



Commas. I'm not going to go over every single time you're supposed to use a comma (or not supposed to use a comma!), but I'm going to hit the two biggest offenders:

1. The comma in dialogue. It goes inside the double quotes. Like this:

"The labels on the tanks of chemicals say chlorine and NH3," said Jules, staring down at the target through the scope of her rifle.


2. The comma in direct address. If one character is talking to one or more other characters, the comma comes before and/or after the name. Like so:

"Boss, I have the solution," said Ed.

"Me, too, Boss. Waiting for your go," added Jules.

"Okay, Ed, Jules, take the shot whenever you can," said Greg grimly.


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go through your manuscript and make sure you haven't made any of these common errors! Go forth and proofread!
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Howdy, folks. You know, I've been sick a couple of times in the last ten years, but nothing like this. For the first time since my teenage years, I'm taking antibiotics! It's my second day of a Z-Pak, plus I'm taking ibuprofen, and I still have a fever over 100 -- for the sixth day. This flu is awful. I can't even focus enough to dig into my to be read pile! :(

Anyway, if you're trying to get in touch with me, you should know that my phone accidentally ended up in the washing machine and is now resting (battery out) in a bowl of rice. I'll probably end up getting a new one some time this week, but until then, email is the best way if you need me. annagenoese at gmail dot com.

Until this fever is gone, I'll be lying on the couch, watching Flashpoint (helloooooo, Pink Ranger!) and eating mango-peach applesauce. Catch you on the flip side.
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The other day, a friend of mine complained to Twitter that an adult with a business relationship to her organization had sent her an ostensibly professional email using "txt speak" -- not just the shortening of words we've all been known to do at one time or another to make our long thoughts fit into the 160 characters of a text message or the 140 characters for Twitter, but full on "c u l8r"-style.

I get emails like that a lot -- unfortunately. Sometimes people even send query letters to agents and editors written in less than professional language. Now, I'm not talking about a casual letter instead of formal; some editors and agents actually respond better to a more casual tone in a query letter. No, I am talking about full on spelling errors, grammatical errors, and punctuation errors; long, run-on sentences; a page that is entirely one paragraph; unsigned emails and letters with no contact information…

Several people have even sent me religious and political forwards! While that may be appropriate for some business relationships (if you work for a religious or political organization reaching out to others, perhaps?), it is certainly not appropriate for an author to send to editors or agents, especially ones who are almost strangers.

This is important: be professional. I have said it before, so many times, but I will say it as many times as I have to. The secret handshake is professionalism. Professionalism is what makes people take you seriously. Professionalism is what will sway someone to your favor. Professionalism is what's going to tip the scales for you if, for some reason, it comes down to a choice between you and another author, especially when most other things are equal. Professionalism will encourage other people to view you as a force to be reckoned with, even if you're unpublished or working on your first book.

Writing to an editor, agent, or other (professional) author is not like writing to your best friend. I'm not saying to ditch your signature voice and write a dry, formal email. Professionalism is proofreading your emails, keeping your temper, signing emails to strangers with the appropriate name (and contact information, if you don't want to be emailed back).

Personally, I have an appreciation for casual business emails -- but there is a huge difference between a casual "I read your blog and find it really helpful, and I, too, love Fringe fanfic about Astrid," and "YO, CAN YOU EDIT MY BOOK CUZ ITS GOOD BUT NOONE BLIEVS ME BCUZ MY SPLLING AINT SO GOOD PLZ HELP OK???!!"

(Depressingly, I get quite a few emails like that every month; when I was an acquiring editor, I got a lot of query letters like that, or written with crayon on construction paper, or printed in silver ink on teal paper and therefore unreadable, etc.)

Your email address also has to do with this. A professional email is your name or pseudonym @whateverdomain. It is not "limpbizkitfan27" or "iluvtomhardy" or "7babies1dad" -- okay, these are not exactly emails I've seen, because I don't want to embarrass anyone, but they are very close. Your email address, subject line, and identifying name are the first things new business contacts will see when you email them; start off on the right foot.

I'm not writing off (har har) emails like "annawrites" or "katwitharedpen" or something related to your industry, but first impressions really do stick around, and if you give the impression that you're twee or ridiculous, it will be hard to overcome that to get someone to take you seriously later.

I know this may seem unfair, but in the absence of meeting someone personally, email stands in! An unprofessional email address is the equivalent of wearing sweatpants to a convention where everyone else is wearing business suits; an unprofessional subject line is equivalent to sliding your manuscript to an editor under the stall door of a bathroom.

Some of my personal tricks for staying professional:

1. I take my time when I write emails. Almost no email needs to be written in a half-thought flurry. I write slowly and always proofread before sending.

2. If I'm concerned at all that I might send the email before I'm ready by accidentally hitting the button (or Cat Ex Machina), I take the email address out of the TO box and put it into either the subject line or the body of the email. That way, even if "send" gets hit accidentally, the email doesn't go anywhere.

3. I never write email in the first bite of new anger. If someone's emailed me something that upsets or angers me, I step away for at least fifteen minutes and do something that does not make me upset -- pet a cat, play a video game, whatever. Since I work from home, I can knead bread dough or fold laundry; when I worked in an office, I would do a completely different task, like read slush or talk to my interns or file or go across the street to get a latte. Just like with #1, I maintain that almost no email needs to be written in a half-thought flurry (or fury). Even if the anger doesn't go away, taking your time to calm down and think about how to approach answering that infuriating email is always better than writing a rageful email and sending it in a fit of pique.

4. I keep all my personal stuff in Firefox, and all my business stuff in Chrome. Email, Dreamwidth, LiveJournal, Twitter, Delicious, Google Reader, Tumblr, Wordpress… Everything. This serves two equally important purposes.

One: I never accidentally post a personal journal entry to my professional accounts or a personal Twitter post to my professional Twitter account. I never accidentally bookmark something on my professional Delicious account that should go into my fanfic Delicious; I never accidentally send a client or business contact an email from my private account. (This also means that when I want to write a Twitter post, I have to go and open up the account in the right browser, giving me extra time to make sure I really want to post those 140 characters.)

Two: At the end of the day, when I am done working, whether that's at 7 p.m. or midnight, I just close the whole browser and I don't have to worry about my work stuff until I open that browser again when I start working the next day. It's tempting to work all the time, and keep my work email and Twitter open all the time -- but I've learned that it's very important to keep a separation between a personal life and a professional one. Even if it's just a few hours, those are important hours, giving me a chance to recharge. Anyone who has worked a 120-hour week will tell you that it's damn exhausting to think about work and keep that professionalism going all the time. Closing the browser lets me relax a little, and put work -- writing, editing, blog posts, whatever -- out of sight and out of mind for a while.

These tricks may not all work for you. What do you do to stay professional?
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Last month, the Huffington Post (I know, I know, but stay with me) posted an interview with an independent author who self-publishes her work: "Meet Mega Bestselling Indie Heroine Amanda Hocking"

Knowing most of my clients are independent authors, many of whom self-publish, my dear friend (and website designer!) Brianna sent the link to me.

Ms Hocking tells HuffPo that "As of Tuesday, January 04, 2011 at 9 PM, I've sold over 185,000 books since April 15, 2010"!! That's incredible for any author, but for a self-published author whose work is primarily available on Amazon.com and BN.com, that's amazing. (And, hey! Her series was recently optioned by a screenplay writer. Cool!)

But here's the passage that really stood out to me, as an editor:

I'll be honest - when I first started publishing in April, I thought my editing was fine. The first book I published - My Blood Approves - had been read by me about fifty times and also read and edited by about twenty other people. So I thought that all the grammar errors would be taken care of. But I was wrong.

Since then, I've tried to utilize beta readers and hire people. But so far, people are still finding errors. It's not from lack of effort on my part, though.

I am now looking for a professional editor - as in the kind I would get if my book were to go through a publishing house. What I find most frustrating about editing and being indie is that everything else I can do myself. Writing, covers, marketing, etc. But I cannot edit properly myself. It's just not possible.


My clients all have the same frustrations. How come they can't edit their own work?! There are actually quite a lot of reasons -- for one, someone who is talented at storytelling isn't necessarily talented at spelling or grammar. To be honest, I'm not really a supporter of "proper" grammar in novels! I think it's important to write a sentence that's understandable -- and aesthetically pleasing to the reader. Be careful not to start too many sentences with "but" or "and" or "because"... but that's not going to make or break your book!

Back to my original point, though: Another reason -- in my opinion, one of the biggest reasons -- authors have a difficult time editing their own work is because you are so close to it! You've read your book a million times -- you wrote your book. How can you tell if something isn't there? How can you really tell what's missing from your story? Even following the time-worn advice from editors everywhere to put your book on a shelf for six months before revising (which, I'll be honest, I don't know too many authors who do this!) doesn't always put you far enough away from the book that you can tell what its problems and holes are.

An editor, however, brings fresh eyes to your book. An editor will catch most (but not all) of your mechanical errors, and most (but not all) of your story editors.

I say "but not all" because there is a reason publishing houses have a minimum of three sets of eyes on each book. At the very least, almost every book has its editor to do developmental and sentence-level work, the copyeditor, and the proofreader. Some books even get two proofreaders -- first pass proofs and second pass proofs, although I think a separate proofreader for second pass is going out of style for all but the most difficult books.

(Difficult, of course, referring to how many problems the book has as it goes through the editorial and production process... some books just have a lot of problems, whereas others go through the process more smoothly.)

Even then, as we all know, books have errors -- typos, factual errors, typesetting errors. It's an unfortunate problem of the trade, that neither people nor computers ever seem to be able to catch every single error.

Lest you think editors are exempt from errors in their writing, I recently went through my old articles to revamp them for PDF, and found several errors (mostly typos) -- and a lot of those articles were edited by at least one, if not two or three, other editors! And, embarrassingly, when doing the final edits of the sequel to Salt and Silver before Kat and I sent it off to our agent, I found a typo on the first page.

Don't think about how the subway right home had been full of jerks, how I'd had a terrible day at work, how my iPod, which I hadn't really been able to afford in the first place, had been jostled out of my sweaty fist and onto the train tracks.


How horrifying. And Kat and I are both professional editors! We're just too close to our own writing -- we know what's supposed to be there, so that's what we see. (And we're eagerly awaiting the letter from our agent, pointing out where all the holes are -- holes that don't exist in our heads, because we have the whole world up there and know everything, unlike our wonderful/poor readers, who have to make do with what we manage to get down onto the page.)

Ms Hocking ends the interview with advice for writers:

Write a lot, but read even more. Learn to be open to criticism. And research as much as you can before making a decision about where you want to see your writing career. The internet is filled with information that will help you become a better writer and make better decisions about publishing.


Yup. Good advice.

Here are a couple of self-editing tricks, if you don't have the money or the inclination to hire a great (ahem, like me!) editor:

1. Really, set the manuscript aside for a while once it's finished. Even just a couple of weeks can make a huge difference in how you see your plot, characters, and sentences!

2. After those few weeks, the first time you read it again, read it out loud. Don't stop to edit except for typos, but make notes to yourself -- either in the manuscript or on scrap paper or whatever. If you can't or don't want to read the book out loud for yourself, check to see if your computer has text-to-speech tech built in. That might even be better, since text-to-speech programs will stumble over misspelled words, but don't lose their place in the manuscript and don't have to stop to rest, drink, or take a breath!

...if you have any helpful hints, feel free to post them in the comments for everyone!
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Hey, folks. I know I've been kind of quiet lately, but here are some updates!

1. I've changed my website a little bit. All of the articles I've written are now available for free in HTML and PDF. You can also download a zip file of all the PDF articles by clicking here.

2. Kat and I have finished the sequel to Salt and Silver -- it's with our agent right now! In celebration, we revamped the Anna Katherine blog, and changed the way we post. We've been posting "brain radio" -- quotes, comics, pictures, and videos we find inspirational and interesting. Maybe you will, too. (The blog has an RSS feed you can subscribe to here.)

3. This week, Dreamwidth is offering open account creation -- you don't need to pay and you don't need an invite code. All you have to do is sign up: https://www.dreamwidth.org/create. I am personally really into Dreamwidth; I love it a lot more than I ever liked LiveJournal. It has a heck of a lot of positives in my book, from the ability to subscribe to someone's journal without giving them access to your own locked posts, to the little ticky box that makes sure every Dreamwidth page loads in the style you prefer. (For me, I like ?format=light!) Plus there are no ads, no games, and no insulting "prompts" on the home page. Those are just a few reasons I dig Dreamwidth, and recommend getting an account.

Now I'm off -- earlier this month, Kat gave me a delightful textbook about crime scene investigation that I've been reading. It's more compelling than you'd think!
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So I finished Oryx and Crake and The Year of the Flood. I enjoyed them on one level (although, I'll be honest, I totally skipped all the bullshit religious stuff in The Year of the Flood; even the characters thought it was bullshit!), but on another level...

Okay, so I read The Handmaid's Tale when I was, like, ten, right? And it made this huge impression on me, and scared me, and to this day, I sometimes think about the world in that book and how awful it was, and how close we are to a world like that. But I was ten -- the problematic stuff went right over my head and/or I interpreted it as part of the terribleness of the world Atwood had created.

I am not ten years old anymore. These books can't get away with that anymore.

I think perhaps if The Year of the Flood had been solely about Toby and her path -- from beginning to end, how she didn't believe, how she didn't follow, how she was hollow, how she saved people, how she talked to the bees even though she thought it was bullshit -- I might have liked it okay. But Ren? And Amanda? I just don't get it.

I felt like every woman's life in this book revolved around a man. What was Atwood trying to say? That no matter what, women are doomed to be chattel, traded and used and thrown away and pathetically trying to get the attention of the men around them, even when those men are clearly not worth it/don't even recognize them/are literally insane? Maybe I am missing something.

For that reason, I liked Oryx and Crake better. The narrator is an asshole and a user and doesn't try to pretend he's anything else. There's not as much world as there is in Year of the Flood, but that's okay, too, because the narrator is so self-involved! I didn't like him and I wasn't really interested in him, but I enjoyed the story enough, I guess.

Even though I don't feel like I wasted my time with either book -- I'm glad I read them -- I do feel like either they are missing something, or I am missing something. (Okay, untrue: I would really like to have back all the time I spent reading Ren's worthless point of view. Sheesh.)


Last night, while babysitting, I finished By The Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead by Julie Anne Peters. It's about a girl who is bullied all the time, and keeps trying to kill herself and failing.

I was reluctant to read this book, because Julie Anne Peters wrote a book I really effing hated called Luna -- but the summary really suckered me in. I love books about miserable, suicidal teens.

The problem is that the ending was extremely unsatisfying. Highlight for spoilers: At the end, the heroine basically falls in love with this guy who is dying of cancer, and decides not to kill herself after all. WHAT. That was a huge let-down. It is unlikely I will ever read a book by this author again. They are all disappointing.

I read this Laurie Halse Anderson book a few years ago that I hated -- for a lot of reasons, like because it was unrealistic and didn't make sense and had one of the worst portrayals of eating disorders in teen girls I'd ever seen, but mostly because at the end, the protagonist/narrator not only does not kill herself/die, but she gets better. She gets better right away. And is fine. (Except, of course, I also sort of enjoyed the book, because the first 3/4 is what I love: a tragic story about screwed up teenagers.)

I've never read another Laurie Halse Anderson book again, because the ending really sucked and was disappointing. Julie Anne Peters is on that list now.
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For the last month, my mom has been teaching her students about "feature articles" -- drafts and sidebars and the lede! It's very exciting. As they turn in their final articles, I've been helping convert them to HTML (or scan them in), and post them to a website/blog (or, if you like, a "virtual magazine"). If you have a few minutes, you should check out their articles and maybe leave a comment or two (keeping in mind that these are seventh graders, most of them struggling readers and writers).

Ms Canin's Virtual Classroom

While I have you here, have another link! The Language Log's post on passive construction. It's a really great explanation. I get a lot of questions from my clients (and friends) about passive construction -- and I tend to make a lot of comments about it when I edit, because it really slows down action scenes. I'm not entirely against it all the time, but it's important to understand what the passive is and how to use it.

(It's also important to understand what the PASIV is and how to use it, but that's a post for another time -- and, possibly, another dream...)

Okay, one more link: Michelle the Fat Nutritionist (who I love) has posted an article called "Food you like is food that feels good" which puts forth the radical notion that healthy food is tasty food. I love Michelle's blog, and this is another in a long line of posts authored by her that I think everyone should read.

Linkspam

Jan. 20th, 2011 10:59 am
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I wanted to make a post about Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, which was a Hanukkah gift from Krista, which I am really enjoying a lot -- but I'm editing a looooong book right now, so it will have to wait. Instead, have some links!

+ FedFlix -- movies from the U.S. government available for free with no restrictions. These are amazing. I have already watched Quality Control of Concrete and Morphological Expressions of Cell Injury and Handel's Messiah at the Naval Academy (1976).

+ Buttersafe, an often hilarious webcomic; my favorite is this strip about a sleepy panda.

+ Smitten Kitchen's recipe for spicy gingerbread cookies, which I made at the end of December. That recipe makes a crapload of cookies, which turned out to be too many for even my entire family plus two households of neighbors to finish. (Most of them are dinosaur-shaped, but I did make several menorahs! Picture!) I still have about about fifteen unbaked cookies in the freezer, waiting for a day when I'm desperate for molasses-y, pepper-y cookies.

+ Vegetable pot pie with cheddar biscuit crust - so delicious! I make pot pie a lot, always with vegetables, usually my own recipe; I tried this one because usually I use regular pie crust for the topping and this cheddar biscuit crust seemed interesting. A++, will be making again for sure. (My family loved it, but we all thought it needed crimini mushrooms, in addition to celery, carrots, peas, potatoes, and onion.)

+ Dream A Little Bigger, Darling -- a guide to firearms, written by [livejournal.com profile] chn_breathmint for Inception fanfic writers, but if you want to write about guns in your book or fanfic, this is a good jumping-off point.

+ My 12 of 12 for January. Mostly food!

Management

Jan. 11th, 2011 11:45 am
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Hey, folks. A bit of management: I'm marking anon comments to be screened at LiveJournal. A lot of spam is coming through lately, and I find it super tedious.

I do not in any way want to discourage people who wish to post anonymously in the comments, and rest assured that if your comment is not spam, I will unscreen it with haste.

I do have IP logging turned on for anon comments, but not for anyone else. Anons will also have to fill out captchas, but no one else will.

Anon comments will remain allowed and unscreened through Dreamwidth, which seems to better at catching spammers (or less attractive to them!).
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I kicked off my resolution to read more novels by finishing The Seduction of an Unknown Lady by Samantha James and then reading The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness.

The Seduction of an Unknown Lady was so boring and generic that it took me almost the whole month of December and part of January to get through it. Ugh.

I only just read The Knife of Letting Go this morning, so I'm still working my way through how I feel about it, but my first reaction was to post this to the greader thread my friends have about it:

if it had been submitted to me, i'd've acquired it for sure, but i didn't enjoy it, and was mostly variations on bored and irritated.

I'm not really sure I have more to say than that. It hit a lot of my buttons for kneejerk disliking. While not all of it was awful, I didn't enjoy any of it. I made a list of stuff I didn't like for a friend of mine in gchat. Here is the list, slightly cleaned up (with proper-casing! and no visible spoilers):

1. Awful men. The spoiler of the book is predictable, given how awful the men all are.

2. Dialect. I often don't like dialect because it's poorly done and clumsy. This book is definitely clumsy; reading the dialect was not easy or interesting and it never fell into an engaging rhythm.

3. It takes almost four hundred pages to find out what's going on, because everyone who knows what's really happening keeps telling the protagonist, "We'll tell you later!" or "You shouldn't have to know!" Plus the protagonist is literally carrying around a book that says everything that happened from the POV of someone it happened to (it is a diary), but he can't read. His companion throughout can read, but he guards the book jealously for four hundred pages. (FOUR. HUNDRED. PAGES.)

4. The thread of "church" (no religion named) running through made me really uncomfortable -- both the parts where the churchiness is glorified and the parts where it's vilified. I need to think more about it/reread it to come to a conclusion about whether there's some kind of lesson about religion and the evil of mankind the author is trying to impart, but there's definitely something that really set my teeth on edge.

5. The spoiler with the spoiler. Highlight to read. (The dog! The antagonist killed the dog! That dog was my favorite character. And I think the killing of the dog was really unnecessary. It didn't raise the stakes or tell us anything we didn't already know. I really felt like the author was just trying to prove that he's a badass who isn't afraid to kill a helpless puppy.)

6. I normally enjoy media that has a darkness to it, but I did not find the darkness in this book engaging. It was very off-putting. I might not have felt this way if I hadn't read -- and been incredibly disappointed by -- the Hunger Games trilogy last summer, but I think those books filled my quota for depressingly dark books with no hope and no point for the next ten years.

7. I really felt like every single character, including the protagonist and his companion, were villains. If there is a thread of "lesson" going through the book (a la point #4), it is that everyone can be evil. I'm down with that most of the time, and I even believe it in real life, but I thought it was sort of clumsily handled here, and not subtle enough. Although . . . that is probably something that works for the ostensible target market of the book, which is, I guess, precocious ten year olds.

8. The book is not tight enough. It only took me 90 minutes to read the book, but it seriously felt like it stretched out forever. And part of that is because of things like how it took 400 pages for the hero to find out "the truth" about what happened.

9. Cliffhanger ending. Not a fan.

10. At least three or four different fonts were used throughout. Animals speak in a different font, and people speak to each other psychically, etc. It's really irritating, especially because the chosen fonts are difficult to read.

11. There are a lot of action sequences that are not very well written. Blah blah stream of consciousness, but come on. I need to be able to tell what's going on, and I found it difficult at times because the narrator couldn't give me a clear picture.


...This is just off the top of my head. I'm going to think about it some more. I haven't come to a conclusion about whether or not I want to read the rest of the trilogy. I'm definitely not the target market; I'd've loved this when I was ten years old, but find it too transparent now. If you liked it, I'm open to being convinced to read the second book! Spoilers are okay.
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Last night, I watched the first episode of Fringe with the commentary turned on.

I am not usually a commentary type of person. I find that too often the commentary on DVDs are a bunch of people getting drunk together in a small room, making inside jokes as they watch their own work, boring the crap out of the people listening/watching. Plus, the author is dead, right? I actually find that finding out what authors intend often spoils the work for me. Does anyone remember when Jacqueline Carey declared that Melisand Shahrizai was supposed to be a sociopath? I never read another Kushiel book again, not even to reread the first one, which I'd originally enjoyed. I have had a lot of experiences just like that!

When an author can't get across everything zie wants the reader to know in the book itself -- when the makers of a show can't get across everything the viewer is supposed to know in the show itself -- I admit to not having a lot of sympathy. As an editor, I know how tough and consuming it is to be the person who has to point out where the holes are; as a writer, I know how awful revising can be. If the creative work isn't ready to be put out there, though... don't put it out there.

Sure, that is a little over-simplified -- sometimes things just don't gel together, sometimes you're working to an unrealistic deadline that you don't have much of a choice about, sometimes you just need the damn money. But in those cases, can you really blame the readers for filling in details themselves, or taking to fanfic to satisfy their need for "fixing" characters or plot, or the desire for something more or deeper? (I guess you can if you want to. I'm on the side of the readers here, though.)

If you've done all you can to convey your vision, all you can do is trust that you've done your best to get what you want to say across, and leave the reader alone. Sometimes really exciting things come out of the minds of readers, things you might not have thought of, perspectives you may not have taken into account; sometimes the reader is so incredibly wrong that you want to reach through the computer screen (or step out from behind the lectern at a con) and slap that wrong person right on their wrong face! Yeah, I know how it goes. You think it's easier for the editor? The editor is supposed to help the author convey everything properly! If the readers don't get anything the author wants them to, it's (usually) at least partially the fault of the editor.

(Honestly, I've found that if I step away from being the author/editor of a work, and just take what the reader says about the work at face value, I can usually see where the reader is coming from -- even if I don't agree with it.)

Sometimes there's just no arguing with a reader/viewer -- and my recommendation is do not engage. Just suck it up, and realize that people bring their own shit to everything, and see most things -- television, movies, books, food, whatever! -- through the lenses of their baggage.

All that said... back to Fringe!

There are so many things about Fringe that I am interested in knowing about, especially because I still think the show's world building is so weak, that I couldn't help myself. I turned on the commentary. What. A. Mistake.

Those men are writing a completely different show than what I'm watching. They're writing, apparently, a soap opera-type drama about a father-son relationship. Yeah, Peter and Walter's relationship is definitely a big plot point, but the show I am watching is 90% about Olivia. Olivia kicking ass, taking names, being hard and vulnerable at the same time. I think she's a really good example of the kind of female character who I absolutely love -- she's flawed because she's human, not because she's a woman. And her flaws are real and deep and ring very true to me.

In the commentary, they talk about how Fringe was originally conceived as a show about a mad scientist, but they had two problems -- one, they couldn't write a character smarter than they are. (Honestly, I don't necessarily agree with this, but it's a good basic rule. If you don't understand the basics of physics, maybe your character ought not be a physicist...) Two, there is no way into a mad scientist character; there's no real way to relate to him, to empathize. So the show grew out of a need to make the mad scientist -- Walter -- relate-able and worthy of the compassion of the viewers.

To hear them tell it, Olivia barely factored into the equation then, and hardly factors into their equations now.

I can't lie -- I was pretty effing shocked to find this out. Were I building a show (or a book) similar to Fringe, I'd be starting with the strong female character in the center of everything, and building the entire show/book around her. Of course, that's me; no two people create the same way, and I can understand that.

What I can't understand is how/why they spent more time talking about Felicity and Alias than talking about the character of Olivia.

Plus, even though I suspected that they didn't have a plan or know anything about what they were writing, it sucks to have that confirmed. I spend every episode on tenterhooks, wondering if this is the episode where everything is going to fall apart or go off the rails like season three of Alias and beyond, and now that tension is going to be even worse! They haven't let me down yet -- although I do have a lot of questions about plot points that have just been totally dropped or overwritten -- but there's always that worry, because this show is made and written by people who I know cannot always be trusted to deliver.

So I'm back to not watching commentary or reading the author's intent about things. I might change my mind when my season two DVDs come, because I want to know all the little details about the noir episode. Maybe by the end of season two, they'll be tired of talking about the other shows they've worked on and making stupid Lost jokes, and they'll actually talk about the show itself.

Tell me about you: do you like knowing the intent? Watching commentary? What's the best commentary you've ever watched/listened to/read?
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I only have two New Year's resolutions this year, but they're big ones.

1. Read more novels for fun. This past year I found myself abandoning novels for fan fiction and television -- not even new fic or tv, but comfort fic and tv. To be fair, I worked on an average of 200,000 words per month this past year, most of them written in novels. To work on 200,000 words means reading each of those words at least twice, sometimes three or four times; that's a lot of words, so it's not surprising that I went for fanfic and reruns of The Office and Xena and knitting to cleanse my palate in between.

Plus, most of the time this past year, when I picked up a book, I ended up finding it unsatisfying or irritating. I'm not sure if that's just me, or if the quality of genre fiction is seriously declining -- probably both!

But this upcoming year, I'm going to try to read more novels, push outside my favorite genres to new and different stuff, authors I've never read before and books I'm skeptical about. I want to read at least one new (to me) author every month, and at least one for-fun novel per week.

2. At least once a month, bake something new from a new recipe. This year I cooked a lot and baked a lot -- and, in fact, used a lot of new recipes and perfected some old ones. It was great, and I want to keep doing it. This year I used two pounds of yeast! How cool is that? Here's to using three or four pounds next year!

So... book and recipe recommendations welcome! What are you guys planning for 2011?
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The bookstore last night was pretty much a total bust. They only had one of books I was looking for, and that was an alternate to begin with! Also, the romance section was woefully tiny, especially compared to all the other sections. SFF covered two walls -- it was, like, thirteen or fifteen floor to ceiling bookcases -- and romance novels got two half-size bookcases. Are you kidding me? Ugh.

Anyway, I ended up just browsing, which is, honestly, one of my favorite things to do. I bought the following:



My friend was late, so I trudged through the snow (snow!) (well, flurries) over to the Waverly diner to eat cheese fries and read while I waited. I started with Forbidden Pleasure by Lora Leigh. Now, I'd bought it because I was really intrigued by the cover copy and the ostensible plot of the book. I couldn't figure out if the phrase "...[the men] want to indulge the desire to share their women with a carefully selected male partner" was code for "dudes kissing with a lady in between" or code for "the kind of crappy text porn abundant on Usenet in 1995."

I'm about halfway through (I didn't read it on the subway). I'll be blunt, since I know you people are into that: this book, as you may have suspected, is not very good. I can't figure out how this author is a New York Times bestseller. I also can't figure out why her publisher didn't pay more attention to the proofreading. There are a lot of glaring errors. And we're talking about St. Martin's Press! Usually their books are cleaner than this.

I don't think I'm the audience for this book. And, honestly, I am wondering (sincerely!) exactly who the audience is. Because normally I would be 100% into the idea of two hot male FBI agents (who apparently both look like the love child of Christian Kane and mid 90s era Mark Harmon but with long hair) and their ladyfriend getting it on. My problem is with a couple of things the author chooses to do.

Cut for discussion of rape, sexual situations, BDSM, and misogyny. This gets kind of long, has some quotes from the book, and probably isn't work safe, despite being entirely text. )

Anyway, I'll finish it (or attempt to, anyway), but after that... Anyone else interested? It might really appeal to someone else more than it does to me! If you want it, drop me a line at annagenoese@gmail.com -- first come gets it.

(Damn it, I just now, when tagging this entry, realized that I read and hated one of this author's books back in 2008, and wrote a blog post wondering how the heck such a terrible writer made it to the NYT list. And even pointed out that the first word on the first page had a typo! Haha. I should reread my own blog posts sometime.)
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Tonight I'm going out for supper with one of my favorite people in the entire world. We're meeting beforehand at a bookstore. Now, I haven't been to a proper bookstore in a long time, because there are no bookstores in my neighborhood. I'm sure I've complained about this before, but let me complain about it again: it sucks. I love bookstores of all stripes, and the fact that I so rarely get to go to one is frustrating. I plan to spend a good while wandering the shelves... and I expect to drop the entirety of my Hanukkah gelt on romance novels.

It has been a long time since I've bought a romance novel -- sometimes I just end up with all mysteries and sff novels, while sometimes I end up with all romances. Lately it's been mysteries, sff, and YA... but Saturday night I read The Devil Wears Plaid by Teresa Medeiros -- it was fantastic, and exactly what I wanted. Highland adventure! A man who has spent two years living in the woods and of course is sexy and clean and smells good despite that! A secret inheritance! A quirky, outspoken heroine! etc. It made me long for the days of my well-spent youth when I read at least one book every day, and 90% of those books were romances.

So, readers, I ask you this: recommend to me your favorite romance novel that came out in the last year! Contemporary, historical, paranormal, suspense... whatever! If you have a line on a particularly great (and available in bookstores) queer romance, that would also be awesome.

NB, I am not into what the kids these days are calling "original slash" -- when I'm in the mood for that, just give me a great Fraser/RayK or John/Rodney (or John/Ronon!) story, you know? So err on the side of self-identified women (or people who self-id as genderqueer!) if you're going to recommend something queer.

Otherwise... gimme what you got! Feel free to recommend yourself and/or your friends, too. No limits! If you don't want to post a comment, my email address is annagenoese at gmail dot com.
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Well, I have finally perfected a recipe for pizza that my entire family and the kids next door will all eat. It doubles and triples wonderfully, and bakes just as nicely on a half-sheet pan as it does in a cast iron skillet. Now you too can make my pizza! If you just want to look at the pictures, they are at this tag on my Flickr. Otherwise, let us continue...

Pizza! )

Not illustrated recipe:

1 tsp honey or other sweetener (do not use Splenda or Equal, though)
1 tsp yeast
1 cup warm water
1 heaping tsp kosher salt (or 1 scant tsp table salt)
1-3/4 - 2 cups flour
1 tablespoon olive oil
about 1/2 cup marinara sauce
9 oz shredded cheese, any blend (I use 8 oz mozzarella & 1 oz romano; people swap out the romano for things like pepperjack, cheddar, or ricotta)
some kind of filling (optional)

Mix the honey, yeast, and water. Add salt and flour. While stirring the flour into the mixture, stream in the olive oil. Knead for about a minute to bring the dough together. Oil the bowl and roll the dough in the oil. Cover with a damp towel (or some cling film) and set in a warm place to rise for about 90 minutes. It won't double in size or anything -- it will just swell slightly.

Knead the air out of the dough, then set it aside to rest for 20 minutes. Oil your pan (even if it is a cast iron skillet). Roll out the dough (or press it out with your knuckles). Dock the dough with a fork. If you're baking in a dish with sides and you've pressed the dough up the sides, be sure to dock the sides!

Spread out the first layer of cheese. It should only be about an ounce. Sauce goes over that. You can use more than 1/2 cup sauce, but be careful -- there's not really a place for the water in the sauce to go, so it will make your pizza soggy. If you like a lot of sauce, I suggest cooking it down first, to make it thick and evaporate a lot of the liquid. Add your fillings (I usually use veggie sausage, or whatever leftover vegetables are in the fridge, like sauteed spinach or fried mushrooms or caramelized onions or roasted peppers). The rest of the cheese goes on top.

Bake at 450F for 20 minutes. If the cheese isn't browned sufficiently to your liking after that, you can leave it in for another 5 or 10 minutes without burning the crust, but it's deliciously golden after 20 minutes, so I usually just put it under the broiler for a minute or two to finish browning the cheese.

Make sure you let it rest for 3 - 5 minutes. Then mangia!
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Hey, folks. My workshops with the seventh graders have been bumped to next week, so if you wanted to write a 100-word story and did not get to, there is still time! As I posted last week, these are 100-word stories for seventh graders who do not read on grade level. They should use or be inspired by the word "robot."

We're going to read the stories you've written out loud in class and use them as models for the kids to write their own stories, so any point of view or style is welcomed. The kids are also going to get to take home all of the stories to keep (I'm making little booklets for them).

Send your story to annagenoese@gmail.com by Friday, 12/3/10. Don't forget to include how you want to be credited.

Many thanks to the people who have already sent stories. They're really great and I am sure the kids will be thrilled.
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Next week, I'm going to be hanging out with a bunch of seventh graders, doing writing workshops with them. With the advanced class, I'm going to be talking about creating three-dimensional characters, but with the students who are not reading or writing on grade level, I've decided to do something different. With those classes, I'm going to talk to them about writing 100-word stories, and then have them write their own 100-word stories. (I have a worksheet and everything! It's exciting.)

What I need from you: I need fun and interesting 100-word stories to show these kids. They have to be appropriate for eleven year old kids and use the word robot. (I am going to have them write their own stories using the word "robot" as their inspiration.)

As I said, most of these kids do not read or write on grade level, so simpler vocabulary and concepts are better. From reading some of their assignments, I can tell you that most of them like dogs, music, and hanging out with their best friends.

I would love it if you guys wrote me 100-word stories for these kids. In exchange, I will share with you some of the 100-word stories that the kids write during class! (Well, okay, I'll probably share some of them with you anyway.)

Direct stories to annagenoese@gmail.com; please be sure to include a note about how you'd like to be credited for the story. I have to have my materials ready to be printed out by Saturday the 27th, so having your stories to me by then would be optimal.

Here's the story I wrote for them:

    When Jasika plugged in her robot, it tried to take over the world.

    "Don't try to stop me!" it yelled as it ran for the door. "I will conquer your silly planet!"

    She wasn't sure what to do. Jasika already loved her robot, but letting its brain evolve naturally was clearly a mistake. She didn't want the robot to hurt people as it tried to rule the world!

    It only took her a moment to pull the robot's plug from the wall.

    Next time, Jasika decided, she'd try to make the robot's brain want to do her math homework instead.

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