Thank you! Getting mentally prepared for RWA-NEC in April and Making the Dreaded Pitch. This is scary stuff. If I talked pretty, I'd talk, not write! But you've broken it down so well--and reminded me of the four words to live by.
What a wonderful idea! We've already had a few hyperventilating posts to Writercon ComCom members along the lines of "OMG PITCH!!" and I think this post will help them (and your sanity) immensely.
I have no interest in pitching at the con but I'll definitely send you a drink at the bar just for being so cool about the whole thing.
Linking, thank you. I had the privilege of sitting in on a session with Kurt Vonnegut and a bunch of freshman writers at one point. When asked what he thought the most important thing for a writer to learn was, he said "Manners" and then went on to explain, cleanly and succinctly, that etiquette counted in the world at large. Which I've always considered words to live by. -Cat Rambo
Yes, I've seen a few of the posts! I hadn't been planning on working this up so soon, but figured I might as well get it done now so that people can stop having panic attacks about it. Editors are people too! And we like to talk about books and other media, and it's nothing to get fussed over. :)
I have found that, yes, "Don't be an idiot" works in pretty much every situation! As does "Mind your manners" and "Use your sense!" Hee. Good luck with whatever you aim at. :)
This is excellent--the first detailed post by an editor as opposed to an agent that I've read on how and what to prepare for a pitch. I can't afford any Cons at the moment, but I'm saving this on my computer for future reference. Thanks for sharing it with us. :)
This inspirational post has helped -- is helping -- me stiffen my resolve for an art proposal I'm slaving over. A pitch is a pitch in any medium. Also, it's making me laugh on top of that, so thank you twice.
Also, count me in as someone who'd read The Robot Cheerleader Wars. I can practically feel the pages in my hands as I curl up on the couch to read it some Saturday afternoon. Isn't there someone out there who could write it with the required hyper-perky ironic tone?
Personally, I think you can go very, very wrong with angels, demons, hot sex, and ambiguous morals (hereafter referred to as ADHSAM). In fact, I think you should. Who wants ADHSAM that's right? It's like chocolate that's good for you - it misses the point.
If I'm going to do ADHSAM (or ADVHSAM), I'm going to make it a cheesy, popcorn affair. Anything less, and I'm disrespecting the genre.
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Date: 2006-02-23 08:07 pm (UTC)Then I'm going to write a book with angels, demons, vampires, hot sex, and ambiguous morals.
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Date: 2006-02-23 09:02 pm (UTC)Getting mentally prepared for RWA-NEC in April and Making the Dreaded Pitch. This is scary stuff. If I talked pretty, I'd talk, not write! But you've broken it down so well--and reminded me of the four words to live by.
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Date: 2006-02-23 09:18 pm (UTC)I have no interest in pitching at the con but I'll definitely send you a drink at the bar just for being so cool about the whole thing.
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:10 pm (UTC)I would read that book. Seriously.
Anna, I need a good laugh today. Thanks for giving me several. :)
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:13 pm (UTC)See you at the bar!
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:14 pm (UTC)Pitching is easy if you remember to use your comment sense and BREATHE. And relax!
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:20 pm (UTC)Yes, well. Ahem. When you hit the city I will tell you stories of the people I have made cry. :)
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:21 pm (UTC)I think "mind your manners" is really excellent advice. Way to go, Kurt! Heh.
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:39 pm (UTC)Also, count me in as someone who'd read The Robot Cheerleader Wars. I can practically feel the pages in my hands as I curl up on the couch to read it some Saturday afternoon. Isn't there someone out there who could write it with the required hyper-perky ironic tone?
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:57 pm (UTC)If I'm going to do ADHSAM (or ADVHSAM), I'm going to make it a cheesy, popcorn affair. Anything less, and I'm disrespecting the genre.
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Date: 2006-02-23 11:55 pm (UTC)How do you actually get onto a pitch schedule? Do most cons have some sort of sign up or is that through the publisher/editor only?
Some of my very favorite, most-loved authors were published by Tor. Oh how I wish I was going to be in Atlanta this summer!